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bonesinmyblood:

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

teachers are told to get in between boys when they’re fighting because once they lose eye contact they’ll calm down but teachers are told to stay out of the way of girls fighting because they will fuck your shit up

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fucktheflagandfuckyou:

mattiemattmatt:

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mattiemattmatt:

One if my crazy religious aunts was telling me how horrible and scary it is to see terrorist with guns, 5 minutes later says how proud she is that Americans are standing up for their constitutional rights.


can we please not feed the “crazy religious people” stereotype tho. your aunt is a racist. that’s allow, and this was made by wflatheism. those people are not anti-racism. they are anti-theists. they probably don’t like muslims

She is actually very crazy and religious. She believes he draught is caused by God because California allowed gays to get married (drought officially started 30 years ago, gays allowed to be married last year), believes God is punishing us because we elected a Muslim president from Kenya, and actually argues with Jehovah witnesses. Just to name a few, I can verify this with my cousin fucktheflagandfuckyou

She also told us that she had to change what church she was going to because it was becoming “too diverse” for herMind you she’s not white She believes Sarah Palin should lead the nation because she said god sent herShe started hunting and bought a gun because Sarah Palin is like thatI broke my ribs, she came over and prayed over me, and then asked seconds later if I felt any betterShe also believes she can speak in tonguesIt’s not trying to stereotype. She’s legit crazy

👆👆”It’s not trying to stereotype. She’s legit crazy” I cried laughing

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

mattiemattmatt:

pressed-poppy:

mattiemattmatt:

One if my crazy religious aunts was telling me how horrible and scary it is to see terrorist with guns, 5 minutes later says how proud she is that Americans are standing up for their constitutional rights.

can we please not feed the “crazy religious people” stereotype tho. your aunt is a racist. that’s all

ow, and this was made by wflatheism. those people are not anti-racism. they are anti-theists. they probably don’t like muslims
She is actually very crazy and religious. She believes he draught is caused by God because California allowed gays to get married (drought officially started 30 years ago, gays allowed to be married last year), believes God is punishing us because we elected a Muslim president from Kenya, and actually argues with Jehovah witnesses. Just to name a few, I can verify this with my cousin fucktheflagandfuckyou

She also told us that she had to change what church she was going to because it was becoming “too diverse” for her
Mind you she’s not white
She believes Sarah Palin should lead the nation because she said god sent her
She started hunting and bought a gun because Sarah Palin is like that
I broke my ribs, she came over and prayed over me, and then asked seconds later if I felt any better
She also believes she can speak in tongues

It’s not trying to stereotype. She’s legit crazy

👆👆”It’s not trying to stereotype. She’s legit crazy”
I cried laughing